Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any program will expand to fill available memory. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. [ via devtopics.com ] [ from slim amamou ] ...

Error 0x2035 Le serveur ne souhaite pas traiter la requête. une erreur qu’on a eu lors d’une execution d’une requete sur ActiveDirectory !

I’m rubber, you’re glue; your words bounce off me and stick to you. a chaque fois je me rappel de cette phrase, je peux pas m’arreter de rire.

LOI DE MURPHY # Tout corps plongé dans une baignoire déclenche systématiquement la sonnerie du téléphone. PRINCIPE DE RUBY # La probabilité de rencontrer une personne de ta connaissance augmente lorsque tu es avec quelqu’un avec qui tu ne souhaites pas être vu. ...

imaginez ma tete de CONcentre devant ma machine lorsqu’une fenetre surgit de nul part me dit :

Une enquête lancée en Australie veut associer “une marque” à “une personnalité”. L’idée est marrante mais bien sûr les résultats ne collent pas tout à fait à la réalité du marché : Nokia # Préoccupés par la famille Manageurs de 30-40 ans Soucieux de leur santé ...

There are so many programming languages available that it can be very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you. On the other hand most men know what kind of woman appeals to them. So here is a handy guide for many of the popular programming languages that describes what kind of women they would be if programming languages were women. _Assembler - A female track star who holds all the world speed records. She is hard and bumpy, and so is not that pleasant to embrace. She can cook up any meal, but needs a complete and detailed recipe. She is not beautiful or educated, and speaks in monosyllables like “MOV, JUMP, INC”. She has a fierce and violent temper that make her the choice of last resort. _FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes. During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) that no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around. She has a notoriously bad temper and when angered will start yelling and throwing dishes. It was mostly her bad temper that made grand dad search for another wife. _COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored. She works hard and long hours, but can’t handle really complicated jobs. She has a short and unpredictable temper, so no one really likes working with her. She can cook meals for a huge family, but only knows bland recipes. _BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them. She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is their) first experience. She is not that young herself, but because she was their first lover the boys always remember her fondly. Her cooking and sewing skills are mediocre, but largely irrelevant, it’s the frolicking that the boys like. The opinion that adults have of Mrs. BASIC is varied. Shockingly, some fathers actually introduce their own sons to this immoral woman! But generally the more righteous adults try to correct the badly influenced young men by introducing them to well behaved women like Miss Pascal. _PL/I - A bordello madam. She wears silk dresses, diamonds, furs and red high heels. At one time she seemed very attractive, but now she just seems overweight and tacky. Tastes change. _C - A lady executive. An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative. Is an good cook if you like spicy food. Unless you double check everything you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper. Her daughter C++ is still quite young and prone to tantrums, but it seems that she will grow up into a fine young woman of milder temper and more sophisticated character. _ALGOL 60 - Your father’s wartime sweetheart, petite, well proportioned, and sweet tempered. She disappeared mysteriously during the war, but your dad still talks about her shapely form and their steamy romance. He never actually tasted much of her cooking. _Pascal - A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60’s younger sister. Like her sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy. She is a good cook but only if the recipe requires no more than one pot (module). _Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal’s daughter. Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot. _ALGOL 68 - Algol 60’s niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse. Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still discuss her mysterious personality. She is very choosy about her romances and won’t take just any man as her lover. She hasn’t been seen lately, and rumor has it that she died in a fall from an ivory tower. _LISP - She is an aging beatnik, who lives in a rural commune with her hippie cousins SMALLTALK and FORTH. Many men (mostly college students) who have visited the farmhouse,- enthusiastically praise the natural food, and perpetual love-ins that take place there. Others criticize the long cooking times, and the abnormal sexual postures (prefix and postfix). Although these women seldom have full-time jobs, when they do work, their employers praise them for their imagination, but usually not for their efficiency. _APL - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food. She can cook delicious meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table. She doesn’t talk much, as that would just slow her work down. Few people can understand her recipes, since they are in a foreign language, and are all recorded in mirror writing. _LOGO - A grade-school art teacher. She is just the kind of teacher that you wish you had when you were young. She is shapely and patient, but not an interesting conversationalist. She can cook up delicious kiddie snacks, but not full-course meals. _LUCID & PROLOG - These clever teenagers show a new kind of cooking skill. They can cook-up fine meals without the use of recipes, working solely from a description of the desired meal (declarative cooking). Many men are fascinated by this and have already proposed marriage. Others complain that the girls work very slowly, and that often the description of the meal must be just as long as a recipe would be. It is hard to predict what these girls will be like when they are fully mature. _Ada - A WAC colonel built like an amazon. She is always setting strict rules, but if you follow them, she keeps her temper. She is quite talkative, always spouting army regulations, and using obscure military talk. You gotta love her though, because the army says so. _Java - Bulky with big boobs. Does everything you want but slowly. Hardly complains about how you want it in bed. The kind of woman who is not sexy, but gives you amazing satisfaction. You have tried several women, but this one doesn’t get off your mind so you always go back to her. _PHP - Slick and slim lady. Very portable. Does nice and amazing things with her small body. Very good in aerobics. Not very sexy but intact. She is the kind of women that most men are happy to wed, though she will need a house maid because she is unable to carry heavy workload. _Ruby on Rails. The new girl in town. Everybody is talking about her. Very beautiful and sexy. Only daring men, because she is till new, have the guts to ask her out. She is modern and sophisticated. Already a lot of myth is surrounding her with regards to her ability. She is not talkative but looks rather very intelligent. _C# - The pimp from next door! She likes copying everything, from recipes to makeup to fashion. She is never original and likes to still other women’s ideas, then go about shouting that the ideas are hers. Those who are not aware of her source of ideas think she is very intelligent. She is very talkative and showy. Sometimes she is very good at perfecting what she has copied. _Python - The all complete lady who is the envy of the town. She came up with a slick new way of dressing that made her a hit. Those who initially scoffed at her new dressing later fell head over heals for it. She is not talkative, but when she does a job, she does it very well. _Visual Basic (Popularly known as VB) - The little bitch from next door. Probably the most dumb girl in town. She never turns a man down and all the boys in the neighbourhood use her as a training ground as they learn the ropes to adulthood. She never practise safe sex and regularly infects the whole system with memory leaks. Popularly known as VB, she is so loose a lot of fathers have spanked their sons for dating her. However, it is amazing how popular she is. Most men curse themselves once they taste lips of mature and sweet women. A lot of men have struggled to maintain decent relationships with mature women after being spoiled by this little brat! She doesn’t have a clue how to cook a complete decent meal without throwing up into the pot! ...

_ elle : c’est quoi ton signe astrologique ? _ lui : moi, je suis pengouin, ascendant GNU ! quel humour de geek ! [ via copinedegeek.com , ici ] [ via fourat ]

c’etait tout a l’heur en consultant mes mailboxes !!

_ moi je prononce les i … i _ ih, monsieur, les i sont toujours prononcés i … ! _ non, je parle des i, et non des i … _ beu ? _ i … le i … c’est i, comme : un di trois … _ … ...

_ Brain : T’es con ou tu le fais exprès ? _ Tom : Exprès ? En quoi ? _ Brain : D’être con ? _ Tom : … Euh … ! _ Brain : La réponse est claire … ! ...

Le dimanche dernier, le 30.04.2006, j’ai passé un week-end extra. J’ai pu enfin me déstresser après un long mois de labeur sans fin. Nous sommes partis vers 12h en direction de Sousse. Le temps était beau, pas trop de vent ni de soleil. L’arrivée était vers 13h30 où nous avons commencé à chercher un resto prêt à nous accueillir ! La nourriture était bonne et abondante, les prix étaient vraiment abordables… Un menu complet (salade + plat + dessert) à 10 TND, ce n’est pas tous les jours qu’on trouve ça… ...

eMule en dialect arabe tunisien devient : البغلة الالكترونية [ dixite iNode ]

take a look … 😦 PS : heh … [via sofien]

tom : amma comment dire, 5edma o5ra fou9 rassi tom : i7ebou ya3mlou (bla bla bla) brain: iyih, ma7laha fik, koul 3alla rassik tom : ti chbik tora7 chmata inti el youm :loool ya5i 9a3ed et desstressi 3laya ? :p brain: en fait il sal3a elli 3andik mouch héréditaire til3it … tom : comment ca ? brain: en fait ton cerveau itballa3 m3ach yi9bil yit7at fih 7atta chay brain: ki mel9a biha win, 9all yilzimni nistessa3 donc cha3mel? brain: tout simplement mehoo mo5 mte3 we7id 3arbi yibda yekol fil terrain elli ba7dheh bil chwaya bil chwaya brain: 7atta lin oussil lil cuir chevelu mte3ik tom : loooooool brain: wa9teha ibdé ina7i fil les racines ou hekka il espaces fi rassik min dekhil kbir chwaya wil ch3ar fragh chwaya brain: tu vois tout est lié tom : mala lazemha tora7 fi daftar 5ana :p brain: non, lazemha 9adhiya :P ...

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Ce type est fou; il a une étrange façon de voir, analyser et interpréter les choses avec un humour noir hors pair… Hier, en suivant son spectacle comme à l’habitude, il a lâché : Le décolleté d’une femme, c’est comme le soleil, il ne faut pas s’éterniser à le regarder longtemps. Il est étonnant de constater que le nombre d’événements qui se produisent chaque jour dans le monde remplit exactement un journal. C’est étonnant, non ! ...

اضغط هنا [ english version here ] [ via Wathek ]

iNode : Je te pose une question tom : tfadhal ! iNode : Quelle est ta définition du mot Dommar ? tom : dommar : moudhakkar tom : yo9sodou bihi ta76im w ta3jiz al dhat al bachariya w taksir krayemha li kay la tasta6i3 al 3aych bi kolli ra7atiha w iradatiha tom : dommar, mdammar, metdammar kolha mouchta9at min nafs al al jadher: damar, ay 5arab. iNode : Et ta propre vision des choses ? tom : ma vision ? hmm … tom : … (je reflechi) tom : ana modammar, anta modmmar, anti moudammara, tom : houwa moudammar, hiya moudammara, tom : antoum moudammaroun, antounna moudammarat, tom : houm madoummaroun, hounna mouddamarat. tom : voila !, ...

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Hé oui, tappez www.gppgle.com sur votre browser et ça tombera illico sur Google… ils sont fous ses Googliens …. parce qu’ils savent que le P et à coté de O sur les claviers et que les fautes de frappes sont fréquentes, ils ont alors pris le “gppgle.com” … ! ...

je vous laisse lire ;) R. : salam Tom Tom : salam R. : tu vas bien ? Tom : 7amdoullah? et toi ? ca roule ? R. : ouais tranquille hamdoullah R. : quoi de neuf pour toi ? j’ai pas vu ton blog Tom : bah, peinard ! je survie koi R. : moi j’ai un peu de teb3a Tom : inchalla 5ir ? R. : des pbs techniques à la maison et ici au bureau Tom : aha … R. : ouais, Tom : xplain ! R. : ben.. R. : style un disque qui est foutu, qd je le répare tt de suite aprés c un autre pb R. : qd c réparé encore un autre R. : bref c’était du Xfiles ce WE R. : c pas normal Tom : ah … je vois … c pas de la joie koi R. : oui R. : c pas normal wallah R. : des trucs surnaturels R. : parce qu’ils sont tous arrivés en même tps R. : et ce matin mon unité n’a pas voulu s’allumer R. : même mon portable au boulot s’est planté Tom : loooooooool Tom : j’imagine … la poisse 3ala 9a3da Tom : aya a9ra taref el mou3withat Tom : ki sait ! R. : j’ai lu la we9i3a Tom : hmm R. : c l’ultime recours Tom : ouais! et … R. : et… ben là c calme R. : mais ça a merdé tt à l’heure Tom : marra o5ra ??? hmm Tom : apparement c 1 anti poisse pour moins de 6h Tom : 3awedelha loool R. : hahaha R. : non plustôt il a fait de l’effet aprés 4h R. : khater je l’ai lu à 11h R. : ou 12h Tom : ah, kima el rezo GSM, dima en retard R. : hahahaha ( apres presque 30mn de silence radio) … R. : (plantage de la machine) R. : (+ coupure générale d’élec ) Tom : looooooool R. : la poisse je te dis ! Tom : loooooooooool Tom : alors la, je vais blogger ca ...

How does a unix guru have sex? unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep;

J’adoooore cette serie … JD est un drôle de fou geek et Dr Cox est juste phénoménal … à voir absolument !

tom est un : faylasouf balbaz, excité parfois, naze7, ya7ki bel “gé” fi gabes w bel baldi fi tunis [via “elli mat7ebech tetlanssa”]

[ via Zorgan ]

Subzero Blue posted a very funny article about how information passes in an IT company. Here another one (french) : Enjoy !

(E`Dredon): c’est koi déjà le tool qui permet d’identifier la marques des cdr ? (ZePro): tes yeux [ferane] slt [ptpouet] slt [ferane] as [ptpouet] dame de pique [ferane] non je t’ai demande ton age et ton sexe [ptpouet] ahh [ptpouet] 23 et gros [ferane] dac ...

You won’t see a latte cafe with the same way … check this : Latte Cafe via tonx

Avec le politiquement correct, on ne dit plus noir, mais “membre d’une minorité visible”. Ainsi, Stevie Wonder est une minorité visible non-voyante. – Anthony Kavanagh M’enfin …

D’apres LaPresse, Lotfi Ben Sassi

J’adooooore tapper mes rapports :-P

Je suis tombé hier en fouillant comme d’habitude dans mes boxes à cds sur un cd très ancien où il y avait une version de klem el lil, c’est une version enregistrée sur VHS d’une diffusion de Canal+ Horizon (ya 7asra …) ...

Je sais pas, connaissez pas un temps dans la conjugaison francaise ou n’importe quelle autre langue qui peut m’aider exprimer ca : Je viens de recevoir un mail qui n’est pas encore envoyé mais qui est quand même reçu. ...